Take a look at you!

Don’t you know you look a fright?

To say that you are colourless

Is far too polite

When I stop to think about it,

All my herd are right.

Stripes are a sorry sight.

 

Take a look at you

And your ugly spotty crew!

Just run back home to Mummy,

cos that’s all you can do.

You’re afraid to be alone,

More chicken than giraffe.

You just make me laugh!

I just wish our paths had never crossed.

Go home! Goodbye! Get lost!

 

Pointless talking to a zebra.

Well, I might have guessed,

cos zebras are just second-rate,

Giraffes are the best.

Stripes are really stupid,

Any idiot knows that.

Spots are where it’s at!

 

I won’t listen to your nonsense,

Not another word.

You’ll never be as beautiful

As me or my herd

You’re so spotty , makes me dizzy.

And I hate your height.

You should be black and white!

I just wish our paths had never crossed.

 

Go home! Goodbye! Get lost!